Jokes ved Roger Senti

FIVE AFRICAN SURGEONS
Five African surgeons are discussing who makes the best patient to operate on.
The first, Kenyan surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, Ugandan responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians ! Everything inside is numbered.”
The third, Rwandan says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth, Congolese chimes in,”You know, I like construction workers….those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
But the fifth a Tanzanian surgeon shuts them all up when he says, “ You are all wrong!! Politicians are the easiest to operate. There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and ass are interchangeable.”


The truth about Chocolate
Chocolate is extracted from the beans of the cocoa plant Beans are a vegetableSugar is extracted from sugar beatThe Sugar beat is a vegetableTherefore chocolate is a vegetableLet´s spin the theory further:Chocolate bars contain milkTherefore chocolate barsare healthy!!!Raisins, cherries, orange peels and strawberries are in chocolateThey belong to the fruit family, so eat as much as you likeChocolate is good for stressJust think :"STRESSED“ read backwards means:"DESSERTS"Send this to 4 women and lose 2 pounds.Send this to all the chocolate lovers that you knowand lose 5 poundsIf you delete this mail, you´ll put on 10 pounds right awayThat´s why I´m forwarding this mailI don´t want to take the risk!

Little Zachary, a Jewish kid, was doing very badly in math.His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, speciallearning centers, in short, everything they could think of to help hismath! Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolledhim in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look onhis face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his roomand started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the roomand little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner, to her shock, theminute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in notime, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day while the mother tried tounderstand what made all the difference. Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room, and hit the books. With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise,little Zachary got an "A" in math. She could no longer hold her curiosity.She went to his room and said: "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?" Little Zachary looked at her and shook his head, no. Well, then," she replied, "Was it the books, the discipline, the structure,the uniforms? WHAT was it?" Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on the first day of school,when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't PLAYINGaround."

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday." The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ..What about your son?" The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."