Historier fra Afrika ved Roger Senti

Som noget nyt vil jeg nu udgive Roger Sentis jokes som ud over at vaere en god ven og saa er en afrikansk spasmager.

FAITH

Isn't this amazing? It's quite touching We really can do all things thru Christ that strengthens us. Pls read on This is 'Faith' This dog was born on Christmas Eve in the year 2002. He was born with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated. He of course could not walk when he was born. His mother did not want himas she could not continue to protect the young dog indefinitely.His first owner also did not think that he couldsurvive. Therefore, he was thinking of ' putting him to sleep ', but was scared that killing an innocently pitiful helpless little creature would leave a scar of guilt on his mind.By this time, his present owner, Jude Stringfellow, met him and wanted to take care of him. She is determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. Therefore she named him ' Faith ' . In the beginning, she put Faith on a surfing board to let him feel the movements. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and reward for him to stand up and jump around. Even the other dog at home also helped to encourage him to walk. Amazingly, only after 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learned to balance on his 2 hind legs and jumped to move forward. After further training in the snow, he now can walk like a human being. Faith loves to walk around now. No matter where he goes, he just attracts all the people around him. He is now becoming famous on the international scene. He has appeared on various newspapers and TV shows. There is even one book entitled ' With a little faith ' being published about him. He was even considered to appear in one of Harry Potter movies. His present owner Jude Stringfellew has given up her teaching post and plans to take him around the world to preach that even without a perfect body, one can have a perfect soul ' . In life there are always undesirable things. Perhaps one will feel betterif we could changethe point of view of others. I do hope this message brings you fresh ways of thinking and that each of us may appreciate and be thankful for every beautiful day that comes along.Definition: Faith is the unrelenting demonstration of the Strength in Life!! "Let's live faith" ....If you have faith, please pass it on, good day!

Men NEVER listen?
A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas: My beloved Parents, I miss you so much. I don't know when I'm coming home, but it seems not anytime soon. It breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you will find a bottle of a potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you.
NOTE: "Please take only one drop"I repeat: "Please take only one drop ony" So they open the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion..
The husband looks at the wife and says: "You go first." So the wife opens the bottle and takes a drop, there after the husband follows. Indeed they do turn 5 years younger. A year passes and the daughter returns home to find her mother young and beautiful, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young. The daughter is delighted and asks about her father. "Your father, my child, got so jealous that I was young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle." "So where is he?" "Oh, that's him I have on my back."

"MY DEAR WIFE,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I valueyou as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending theevening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Pleasedon't be upset - I shall be home before midnight."When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:"MY DEAR HUSBAND,I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 54years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our localcollege. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will beat the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach.He is young, virile, and like your secretary, 18 years old. As asuccessful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you willunderstand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow."

Hapo vipi? Hapo sawa !! OBAMA'S FAMILY MEMBERS ARE ALREADY HEADED TO THE WHITE HOUSE FOR MAISHA BORA. (Just for Laugh)Duu ndugu zake Obama from Kenya ambitiously paying a visit to the state House in USA .No Visa with them! Furious, they don't want to be stoped. Mtafika kweli? Na wabongo wachache wamo, eti sisi ni majirani!!Safari ya 'Nyumba Nyeupe' imeiva!!! A picture is worth a thousand words !